“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

“At dinner, sat facing the guy who played Spock in the latest Star Trek. Does he not notice I’m doing the Vulcan V sign when I raise my glass?”

“When asked why women love animal prints and fur, Cavalli says: “every woman loves to be a tiger. It’s natural.””

“Does anyone else enjoy singing Ace Of Base hits over the top of Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro”?”

“I just had someone message me: “My dream is to shoot you some day”. Ummm… file that under things only acceptable to say in the fashion world”

“I just read that Cynthia Rowley is teaming up with Pampers… “because babies need designer duds too. To poop in.””

“I think its a wise choice to have Sarah Burton as the new Creative Director at McQueen. She, more than almost anyone would understand Lee’s vision. I think truly great fashion houses should go on. Look at Dior, Chanel, Lanvin… ”

“What are these? Fashion rations??”

“The supposed New York City doorman strike of April 21st was like the Y2K of this decade.”

“Hair was static-y so I put a Bounce sheet through it which did the trick! As a bonus, I smell like clean laundry!”

“I am so shocked and sad to hear about Alexander McQueen.”

“Miss J recently said that my walk looked like my “nose is always running”. If that keeps me in demand then I hope I never cure this cold!! Sniff sniff…”